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Lindsay Lohan's A Lesbo!

Lindsay Lohan's A Lesbo!

Philip Norris discusses what kind of lesbian Lindsay Lohan will be.

 

Megan Fox Is Foxy

Megan Fox Is Foxy

She's Brian Austin Green's girlfriend, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't respect her sexiest! Philip Norris has more...

 

Holiday Savings Tips

Holiday Savings Tips

Philip Norris walks you through his five step plan on how to save on the Holidays during the recession. Look out Martha Stewart!

 

Obama or McCain?

Obama or McCain?

This week Philip Norris gives you the lowdown on who to vote for in the upcoming election.

 

Miley Cyrus In Playboy?

Miley Cyrus In Playboy?

This week Philip Norris comments on Hugh Hefners comment about Miley Cyrus in Playboy, and how people are into some weird sex crap.

 

I Can't Afford Gas

I Can't Afford Gas

Philip Norris can't afford gas, and so can't you. It's okay, he has a couple solutions.

 

Batman Is Rich!

Batman Is Rich!

You think Batman was rich before, wait until he rakes in all of this box office money!

 

Jamie Lynn Spears Is A Mom

Jamie Lynn Spears Is A Mom

Jamie Lynn Spears has had her illegitimate child. Congrats Jamie Lynn, you are officially more white trash than your sister!

 

Perez Hilton Should Die

Perez Hilton Should Die

Like you, Philip Norris believes that Perez Hilton is an idiot.

 

Richie Sambora Is Drunk

Richie Sambora Is Drunk

This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.

 

Eliot Spitzer Hearts Whores

Eliot Spitzer Hearts Whores

Eliot Spitzer will go down in history as one of the biggest idiots in politics... ever! And he loves whores.

 

Oscars Didn't Miss Jared Leto

Oscars Didn't Miss Jared Leto

This week Philip Norris explains why you have really bad taste in movies. BTW Jared Leto is a tool.

 

Lindsay Lohan's Nude Photos Will Kill You

Lindsay Lohan's Nude Photos Will Kill You

Lindsay Lohan got all nude on us for a photo shoot, and Philip Norris has a lot to say about it!

 

Vote For Me 2008!

Vote For Me 2008!

Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!

 

Jamie Lynn Spears Knocked Up!

Jamie Lynn Spears Knocked Up!

Jamie Lynn Spears has gotten herself all preggers! We do not need any more Spears children in this world!

 

Dog The Bounty Hunter Is A Honky

Dog The Bounty Hunter Is A Honky

This week Philip Norris brings you the week’s most fabulously racist news.

 

Britney Spears Can't Hear You

Britney Spears Can't Hear You

This week Britney loses her kids, David Copperfield rapes somebody, and other important worldly events. Philip Norris has the latest!

 

OJ Drinks Britney Under The Table

OJ Drinks Britney Under The Table

This week Philip Norris talks OJ, Britney and all those other people you love to hate.

 

Chris Crocker's Cousin

Chris Crocker's Cousin

Lou Berk sits down with the cousin of that “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE” guy that you’ve seen all over the internet.

 

Britney Spears: Mother of the Year

Britney Spears: Mother of the Year

This week Philip Norris gives you a round-up of the latest news, including a sad story about Britney Spears, who sucks at being a mom.