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American Idol Is Finally Over!

American Idol Is Finally Over!

American Idol is finally over. Now I can get beck to my normal life of listening to non-crappy music.

 

American Idol Is Fake!

American Idol Is Fake!

Paula Abdul screwed up and now everybody knows that American Idol is fake!

 

Ashlee Simpson Preps For Divorce

Ashlee Simpson Preps For Divorce

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got engaged! Now that they got that out of the way... time for the divorce!

 

News: Human Interest Robot Saves Britney

News: Human Interest Robot Saves Britney

Britney’s hit rock bottom, and only our robot reporter can save her now!

 

News: The Nicole Richie DUI Chase

News: The Nicole Richie DUI Chase

You heard about her DUI, now see Nicole Ritchie drunkenly tear up the roads. LG was on the scene!

 

News: Sexy Beckham Goes Hollywood

News: Sexy Beckham Goes Hollywood

LG news takes a peek into the future to see what will become of David Beckham now that he’s calling California home.

 

Child Star Almost Dies

Child Star Almost Dies

Haley wrecked his car, Snakes switched to trains, and there’s no privacy at the sperm bank. Philip Norris is your man, although he’s too much of a pussy to go to the Middle East right now.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Chewbacca Is One of Us

Suck My News Weekly: Chewbacca Is One of Us

Finally, Chewbacca becomes an American, TomKat has boring sex, Mary-Kate quits college, and other stuff we really can’t remember right now.

 

Suck My News Weekly: The Olsen Twins Supersize It!

Suck My News Weekly: The Olsen Twins Supersize It!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.