FAT KONG |
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Slinky on a treadmill |
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Crackhead at Funeral |
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News Girl Caught With Something Between Her Legs |
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Make a video game controller out of anything. |
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Wheel of Fortune Fail |
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17-year-old Pistol Whips Her Mom For a Car |
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Wii Fit with Britney Spears |
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Color Vision Deficiency |
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Lindsay Lohan's Boob Song |
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American Idol is finally over. Now I can get beck to my normal life of listening to non-crappy music.
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got engaged! Now that they got that out of the way... time for the divorce!
Britney’s hit rock bottom, and only our robot reporter can save her now!
You heard about her DUI, now see Nicole Ritchie drunkenly tear up the roads. LG was on the scene!
LG news takes a peek into the future to see what will become of David Beckham now that he’s calling California home.
Haley wrecked his car, Snakes switched to trains, and there’s no privacy at the sperm bank. Philip Norris is your man, although he’s too much of a pussy to go to the Middle East right now.
Finally, Chewbacca becomes an American, TomKat has boring sex, Mary-Kate quits college, and other stuff we really can’t remember right now.
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.