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Lindsay Lohan's A Lesbo!

Lindsay Lohan's A Lesbo!

Philip Norris discusses what kind of lesbian Lindsay Lohan will be.

 

Megan Fox Is Foxy

Megan Fox Is Foxy

She's Brian Austin Green's girlfriend, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't respect her sexiest! Philip Norris has more...

 

Talkdown: Britney's Breakdown

Talkdown: Britney's Breakdown

Lou is the FIRST to interview Britney Spears, who has just gone cuckoo for Cocopuffs. See her meltdown right before your eyes!

 

I Can't Afford Gas

I Can't Afford Gas

Philip Norris can't afford gas, and so can't you. It's okay, he has a couple solutions.

 

Jamie Lynn Spears Is A Mom

Jamie Lynn Spears Is A Mom

Jamie Lynn Spears has had her illegitimate child. Congrats Jamie Lynn, you are officially more white trash than your sister!

 

Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape?

Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape?

Philip Norris discusses the art of the celebrity sex tape.

 

Oscars Didn't Miss Jared Leto

Oscars Didn't Miss Jared Leto

This week Philip Norris explains why you have really bad taste in movies. BTW Jared Leto is a tool.

 

Lindsay Lohan's Nude Photos Will Kill You

Lindsay Lohan's Nude Photos Will Kill You

Lindsay Lohan got all nude on us for a photo shoot, and Philip Norris has a lot to say about it!

 

Vote For Me 2008!

Vote For Me 2008!

Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!

 

Heath Ledger Is Dead

Heath Ledger Is Dead

Heath Ledger is dead and Philip Norris is angry. Find out why, and what his rant has to do with soccer balls!

 

Britney Spears Found Jesus

Britney Spears Found Jesus

After Britney Spears ditched out on yet another custody hearing, she went to church! Has Britney finally found The Jesus!

 

Jamie Lynn Spears Knocked Up!

Jamie Lynn Spears Knocked Up!

Jamie Lynn Spears has gotten herself all preggers! We do not need any more Spears children in this world!

 

Britney Spears Has ADD

Britney Spears Has ADD

This week Britney has ADD, Lindsay Lohan's dad has a noonie, and the writers strike...gold!

 

Britney Spears Can't Hear You

Britney Spears Can't Hear You

This week Britney loses her kids, David Copperfield rapes somebody, and other important worldly events. Philip Norris has the latest!

 

Talkdown: Britney Spears' Mom

Talkdown: Britney Spears' Mom

This week Lou Berk sits down with Britney Spears’ mom, who allegedly had a sexual affair with Kevin Federline.

 

Talkdown: Lindsay Lohan

Talkdown: Lindsay Lohan

This week Lou Berk sit down with Lindsay Lohan to discuss her recent arrest! An LG Exclusive!

 

SMN: The Beckhams In America

SMN: The Beckhams In America

Soccer Star David Beckham and his hot Spice Wife have settled down state side. Who better to give them a proper American greeting than Philip Norris?

 

Suck My News: The Return of Phillip Norris

Suck My News: The Return of Phillip Norris

We did it. We caved in to your demands. Philip Norris has returned to the LG news desk and he has a year’s worth of stories to unleash his cranky fury on.

 

News: Britney, Lindsay, and Paris' Laser Crotch

News: Britney, Lindsay, and Paris' Laser Crotch

What happens when Britney, Lindsay and Paris get together for a night on the town? Lasers shoot out of their noonies.

 

Talkdown: Optimus Prime

Talkdown: Optimus Prime

To get publicity for his new movie, Optimus Prime released a sex tape. Host Lou Berk has the dirt.