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Protect Horny Teachers, Don't Jail Them

Protect Horny Teachers, Don't Jail Them

This week Philip Norris defends a horny teacher’s right to sleep with one of his or her students. Sexy!

 

Talkdown: Harry Potter

Talkdown: Harry Potter

This week Lou grills Harry Potter on the final book, and finds out whether he dies or not!

 

Lindsay Lohan's A Lesbo!

Lindsay Lohan's A Lesbo!

Philip Norris discusses what kind of lesbian Lindsay Lohan will be.

 

Holiday Savings Tips

Holiday Savings Tips

Philip Norris walks you through his five step plan on how to save on the Holidays during the recession. Look out Martha Stewart!

 

Obama or McCain?

Obama or McCain?

This week Philip Norris gives you the lowdown on who to vote for in the upcoming election.

 

Miley Cyrus In Playboy?

Miley Cyrus In Playboy?

This week Philip Norris comments on Hugh Hefners comment about Miley Cyrus in Playboy, and how people are into some weird sex crap.

 

I Can't Afford Gas

I Can't Afford Gas

Philip Norris can't afford gas, and so can't you. It's okay, he has a couple solutions.

 

I Got An iPhone!

I Got An iPhone!

Philip Norris gets an iPhone! Unfortunately he can't activate it, so he gives some solutions on what to do with it.

 

Jamie Lynn Spears Is A Mom

Jamie Lynn Spears Is A Mom

Jamie Lynn Spears has had her illegitimate child. Congrats Jamie Lynn, you are officially more white trash than your sister!

 

Oscars Didn't Miss Jared Leto

Oscars Didn't Miss Jared Leto

This week Philip Norris explains why you have really bad taste in movies. BTW Jared Leto is a tool.

 

Lindsay Lohan's Nude Photos Will Kill You

Lindsay Lohan's Nude Photos Will Kill You

Lindsay Lohan got all nude on us for a photo shoot, and Philip Norris has a lot to say about it!

 

Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy Is Gay!

Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy Is Gay!

This week Philip Norris reports on Paris Hilton's brother, Gary Coleman and the writer's strike.

 

Vote For Me 2008!

Vote For Me 2008!

Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!

 

Britney Spears Found Jesus

Britney Spears Found Jesus

After Britney Spears ditched out on yet another custody hearing, she went to church! Has Britney finally found The Jesus!

 

Britney And Paris Are Lesbians

Britney And Paris Are Lesbians

This week Britney, Paris and Jodie Foster get gay together, Scrooge McDuck is mistaken for Donald Trump and David Blaine is on drugs.

 

Paris Hilton's Easy-Nooj 2006

Paris Hilton's Easy-Nooj 2006

This week Britney Spears is knocked up, Tom Cruise is a Mommy, and Carson Daly is still a douche bag.

 

Britney Spears Has ADD

Britney Spears Has ADD

This week Britney has ADD, Lindsay Lohan's dad has a noonie, and the writers strike...gold!

 

Dog The Bounty Hunter Is A Honky

Dog The Bounty Hunter Is A Honky

This week Philip Norris brings you the week’s most fabulously racist news.

 

Talkdown: Interview With Radiohead

Talkdown: Interview With Radiohead

This week Lou Berk tries to interview the snaggle-toothed British band Radiohead. Emphasis on *tries.*

 

Talkdown: Oscar De La Hoya

Talkdown: Oscar De La Hoya

This week Lou Berk sits down with Oscar de la Hoya and asks him why he dresses like a whore.

 
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