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I Can't Afford Gas

I Can't Afford Gas

Philip Norris can't afford gas, and so can't you. It's okay, he has a couple solutions.

 

I Got An iPhone!

I Got An iPhone!

Philip Norris gets an iPhone! Unfortunately he can't activate it, so he gives some solutions on what to do with it.

 

Lindsay Lohan's Nude Photos Will Kill You

Lindsay Lohan's Nude Photos Will Kill You

Lindsay Lohan got all nude on us for a photo shoot, and Philip Norris has a lot to say about it!

 

Suck My News: The Return of Phillip Norris

Suck My News: The Return of Phillip Norris

We did it. We caved in to your demands. Philip Norris has returned to the LG news desk and he has a year’s worth of stories to unleash his cranky fury on.

 

Liquid Generation Tag Teams Will Ferrell

Liquid Generation Tag Teams Will Ferrell

LG got up close and personal with Will Ferrell and all the stars of the upcoming film Blades of Glory. Was Will able to handle our intense tag team interviews? Watch it and find out!

 

Oops I Had A Baby Again

Oops I Had A Baby Again

Britney blasts out her second baby, The Pope blasts Islam and Madonna blasts off. Philip Norris knows it all – because he’s not a stupid woman.

 

The Sad Split of Jessica and Nick

The Sad Split of Jessica and Nick

This week Jessica and Nick call it quits, President Bush gives a hilarious speech and Vince Vaughn is a drunk!

 

Turkey, Stuffing, and Xbox

Turkey, Stuffing, and Xbox

This week Americans celebrate Thanksgiving, but even more important they celebrate the new Xbox 360. We’re there to tell you about it.

 

Suck My News Weekly: The Olsen Twins Supersize It!

Suck My News Weekly: The Olsen Twins Supersize It!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.