Philip Norris gets an iPhone! Unfortunately he can't activate it, so he gives some solutions on what to do with it.

American Idol is finally over. Now I can get beck to my normal life of listening to non-crappy music.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got engaged! Now that they got that out of the way... time for the divorce!

Eliot Spitzer will go down in history as one of the biggest idiots in politics... ever! And he loves whores.

Lindsay Lohan got all nude on us for a photo shoot, and Philip Norris has a lot to say about it!

This week Philip Norris is appalled that Jessica Alba would destroy her body by getting pregnant.

Jamie Lynn Spears has gotten herself all preggers! We do not need any more Spears children in this world!

This week Britney, Paris and Jodie Foster get gay together, Scrooge McDuck is mistaken for Donald Trump and David Blaine is on drugs.

This week Lou Berk sits down with Oscar de la Hoya and asks him why he dresses like a whore.

Lou Berk sits down with the cousin of that “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE” guy that you’ve seen all over the internet.

This week Philip Norris lays the smack down on Paris, Pavarotti, and Jerry Lewis!

This week Lou Berk sits down with Britney Spears’ mom, who allegedly had a sexual affair with Kevin Federline.

This week Lou Berk sit down with Lindsay Lohan to discuss her recent arrest! An LG Exclusive!

Soccer Star David Beckham and his hot Spice Wife have settled down state side. Who better to give them a proper American greeting than Philip Norris?

What happens when Britney, Lindsay and Paris get together for a night on the town? Lasers shoot out of their noonies.

To get publicity for his new movie, Optimus Prime released a sex tape. Host Lou Berk has the dirt.

LG got up close and personal with Will Ferrell and all the stars of the upcoming film Blades of Glory. Was Will able to handle our intense tag team interviews? Watch it and find out!

Those paparazzi pics can only get you so close. Liquid Generation’s News Team takes you on a fantastic voyage right into Brit’s flesh canyon.

Liquid Generation’s very own Human Interest Robot interviews a Hippie to find out why he’s getting all whiney over Thanksgiving.

Tom Cruise got fired, Israel is fired up, and Survivor is heating up… with racism! Philip Norris has the stories, unless he embarrasses himself trying to rap.