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SMN: Jessica Alba is a Golden Girl

SMN: Jessica Alba is a Golden Girl

From drunk driving midgets to pregnant sandwiches, Philip Norris is bringing you the goods one celebrity jackass at a time!

 

Chuck Norris Surfs The Net

Chuck Norris Surfs The Net

This week the internet made fun of Chuck Norris, the Golden Globes bored people, Jolie and Pitt hyphenate they’re kids’ names, and Goatse frightens your friend.

 

Suck My News Weekly: November 14th, 2003

Suck My News Weekly: November 14th, 2003

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: November 21st, 2003

Suck My News Weekly: November 21st, 2003

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: December 26th, 2003

Suck My News Weekly: December 26th, 2003

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: December 19th, 2003

Suck My News Weekly: December 19th, 2003

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: December 5th, 2003

Suck My News Weekly: December 5th, 2003

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: December 12th, 2003

Suck My News Weekly: December 12th, 2003

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: November 28th, 2003

Suck My News Weekly: November 28th, 2003

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: November 6th, 2003

Suck My News Weekly: November 6th, 2003

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: October 31st, 2003

Suck My News Weekly: October 31st, 2003

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: October 24th, 2003

Suck My News Weekly: October 24th, 2003

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: October 17th, 2003

Suck My News Weekly: October 17th, 2003

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: October 10th, 2003

Suck My News Weekly: October 10th, 2003

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: October 3rd, 2003

Suck My News Weekly: October 3rd, 2003

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: September 26th, 2003

Suck My News Weekly: September 26th, 2003

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: September 19th, 2003

Suck My News Weekly: September 19th, 2003

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: September 12th, 2003

Suck My News Weekly: September 12th, 2003

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: September 5th, 2003

Suck My News Weekly: September 5th, 2003

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: August 29th, 2003

Suck My News Weekly: August 29th, 2003

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.