American Idol Hates Gays

American Idol Hates Gays

Philip Norris explains why Adam Lambert lost American Idol and why Americans hate the gays. Good Times!

 

Richie Sambora Is Drunk

Richie Sambora Is Drunk

This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.

 

SMN: The Beckhams In America

SMN: The Beckhams In America

Soccer Star David Beckham and his hot Spice Wife have settled down state side. Who better to give them a proper American greeting than Philip Norris?

 

News: To Catch A Baby Predator

News: To Catch A Baby Predator

You’ve watched Dateline’s To Catch A Predator show right? Well, that has nothing on this very special news segment from Liquid Generation: To Catch a Baby Predator.

 

Bully For America

Bully For America

In this special report, Philip Norris discusses violent video games like the upcoming Bully by Rockstar Games and tells you why they’re good for America.

 

Star Jones Has No Job

Star Jones Has No Job

Star Jones wallows in self pity, Wacko Jacko moves to Europe and Jessica isn’t good enough for Dallas.

 

Britney Is A Good Mom

Britney Is A Good Mom

This week Britney can chew gum and lie at the same time, Stephen Hawking is a cripple, Daryl Hannah was arrested, and Brad Pitt is making Zombie Movies.

 

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