Seriously, you know you're awesome when you're partying with midgets. My friends had better take note: I want midgets at my birthday party!

Paris Hilton showed up at her own birthday party with what looked like foundation clumsily smeared on her face, and sparkle lotion glooped on her chest. Doing your make-up in the limo, Paris?

Brit-Brit was seen out partying again in New York, this time squeezing into a "sexy" red dress.

Figure skater Oksana Baiul at the Playboy SuperBowl party looks like a crappy underwear ad from the 70s.

Football fans and video game nerds alike will love this version of Sunday's big game. GO BEARS!

Matthew certainly likes to party it up with the ladies!

"Synthetic Coke" was a vial of fake cocaine that was once available in "adult" stores. Here's a commercial for it from New York. Party!

South Park's Halloween episode parodies "My Super Sweet 16" to a T! How will Satan make his party memorable??

Lindsay's mom Dina speaks to The Insider about her crazy partying daughter. Too bad Dina's the worst blood-sucking stage mom ever.

Liquid Generation's Elmo partied with Britney this New Years! Seriously, we swear!

Paris parties with her mud flaps flappin'. GROSS!

After "passing out" on New Years Eve, then reportedly going into rehab/detox spa the next day, Britney was recently seen partying hard in Hollywood, once again. Flattering!

In 2004, LiquidGeneration had a holiday party and the result was this drunken video.

Even dispite her recent image makeover, Tara Reid wants us to know she's still partying 'til she falls down.

New England gangstas do it with taste. Werd.

For her birthday party and Mr. Chows, Britney decided to dress up in a pair of underpants! Huzzah!

Yeah. So you get to watch your football match, but now your hot girlfriend hates you. Nice job, retard.

Hugh Hefner throws the best Halloween parties! Check out the celeb costumes this year!

Hugh Hefner throws the best Halloween parties! Check out the celeb costumes this year!

For every suburban house party, four bros will be raped, and only one in seven bros will tell their boys what happened the next day.