Her hair wouldn't fit in her mugshot photo, so they had to MAKE it fit.

Right after this photo was taken, they gang-raped a goth kid with a football. Seriously, these guys are jerks.

The Enquirer published ths photo of Anna Nicole's corpse, even though the picture wasn't real. How low will they go?

For some reason I can't find more photos of Courtney at this Oscars after-party. Help! Need more photographic evidence of crazy!

The American Idol contestest has a whole slew of hot photos on the net – here's just one!

From a Bahamas newspaper, photos of Anna cuddlng with the Bahamian immigration minister. So that's how she got citizenship!

Exclusive photos of Kate Moss shagger Pete Doherty getting high! Kids, don't try this at home.

Mariah Carey's slated to be on the March cover of Playboy. Who got paid more, Mariah, or the photo-retoucher?

Liquid Generation CTO Helga recently had her baby photos dug up. The truth is surprising!

Model Jordan is the foxiest one in this photo!

Some of Paris Hilton's possessions were auctioned off, including hundreds of very private photos and, journals, and video. Here she is pretending to be clean. LIAR!

Mena Suvari, the girl from American Beauty that DIDN'T have huge boobs, decided to got topless at the beach recently. But she put these Liquid Generation pasties on right before we took these photos.

These dudes donned crappy disguises to see if the Richmond, Virginia DMV would let them get new drivers license photos. And they sure did!

Now is your chance to create your very own celebrity using our Create-A-Celeb special technology! Choose from different celebrity heads, eyes, mouths and other appendages, and then post the results on your website or MySpace page!

If you don't find this photo funny, simply look at the orange sign.

Looks like Paris's wonky lazy eye gets kicked into overhaul when she's wasted! These are real before-and-after photos of her recent night out at Teddy's.

Now I KNOW this has to be a fake photo -- they're BOTH eating, at the same time??

In this photo released by the Glendale Police Department, Nicole Richie's booking mug shot is seen after her arrest early Monday, Dec. 11, 2006, for investigation of driving under the influence of alcohol, in Glendale, Calif. California Highway Patrol officers took the 25-year-old daughter of pop singer Lionel Richie into custody without incident after she failed a field sobriety test, CHP Officer Todd Workman said.

This stop-motion video of a drunk guy getting owned by his friends is the best example of this type of prank evar! This shall now end the "Drunk Pwned" series of photos. Thank you.

This is the kinda technology that the paparazzi need. Turn into a camera, take some photos of Britney's crotch, then transform into a car and drive away when Linsday Lohan tries to hit you with her car.