Do you remember that song you used to sing when you were a little kid about your boobs and butt and balls and how they all hang low? Well, we just rewrote it.

This quiz will help determine who you’re most like on the show Heroes, so you’ll finally know whether you want to save the cheerleader or enslave her.

Take this quiz and find out which Major League Baseball player you most resemble. Then pick up a copy of MLB 08: The Show on PSP!

Here’s a song you might remember from your horrible childhood: the diarrhea song. This tune is so good it will make you soil your pants even if you’re constipated.

Take aim and see how many targets you can hit in a given time.

The only thing you really need to be a Jedi is a weird sounding name. Get yours, right here!

You’re a fighter. You always have been. But what type of fighter are you? Brought to you by Mass Effect.

The dudes in Pineapple Express don't know if they're paranoid because they've partied too much, or if bad guys are trying to kill them. Have you ever felt the same way? Brought to you by Pineapple Express, in theaters August 6.

Do you have what it takes to unlock the mystery of Mary Shaw? But be warned, this may make you crap your pants.

This game is so loaded with psychedelic cuteness that it will make you lapse into an epileptic seizure! Everyone’s playing it, especially crazy little Japanese men.

How do you know if you're really, truly in love? You listen to our resident sex expert, The Spanish Fly!

This week the Spanish Fly interviews actor Efren Ramirez. Don’t know who he is? Yes you do. He played Pedro in Napoleon Dynamite. Watch him discuss his new movie Crank -- and his ding-dong!

Are you as tough as Hellboy or just a totally helpless wimp? Take the quiz to find out!

Philip Norris can't afford gas, and so can't you. It's okay, he has a couple solutions.

There's always one friend who thinks he knows the most about movies. Here's Dinkle: The Movie Quote Guy. Brought to you by the U.S Army.

Attention, Soldier! It's time for you to Report for Duty! Get in your jeep, pick up your men, and move out!

Are you adventurous or do you hide under your bed for most of the day? Take this quiz to find out!

America’s bald pop princess sings her heart out in our parody of Sinead O’Connor’s “Nothing Compares To You.”

Have you ever wondered what your nickname would be if you joined the Army? Well now you can when you take this quiz!

Some say that playing music puzzles will turn you into Billy Corgan. You should so hope that's true.