Do you remember that song you used to sing when you were a little kid about your boobs and butt and balls and how they all hang low? Well, we just rewrote it.

This quiz will help determine who you’re most like on the show Heroes, so you’ll finally know whether you want to save the cheerleader or enslave her.

Michael Jackson is one of the most gifted badasses of our time. He’s also one of the sexiest. The way he picks up little boys…he’s just a smooth criminal.

Watch this video footage and see for yourself if Paula Abdul is a drunken wreck that needs an intervention. Frankly, we think somebody put tequila in her whiskey.

Take this quiz and find out which Major League Baseball player you most resemble. Then pick up a copy of MLB 08: The Show on PSP!

Here’s a song you might remember from your horrible childhood: the diarrhea song. This tune is so good it will make you soil your pants even if you’re constipated.

Try to get to the finish line without being spotted by the spot lights.

LG’s own pint-sized fly of love grills the star of Hot Rod and SNL on all things sexy! Be sure to see the movie, in theaters August 3rd!

The only thing you really need to be a Jedi is a weird sounding name. Get yours, right here!

You’re a fighter. You always have been. But what type of fighter are you? Brought to you by Mass Effect.

The dudes in Pineapple Express don't know if they're paranoid because they've partied too much, or if bad guys are trying to kill them. Have you ever felt the same way? Brought to you by Pineapple Express, in theaters August 6.

Look who we're putting in the Crazy Chamber -- Daxter from the PSP game! Does he have what it takes to survive the chamber's craziness?

Do you have what it takes to unlock the mystery of Mary Shaw? But be warned, this may make you crap your pants.

This game is so loaded with psychedelic cuteness that it will make you lapse into an epileptic seizure! Everyone’s playing it, especially crazy little Japanese men.

This week the Spanish Fly interviews actor Efren Ramirez. Don’t know who he is? Yes you do. He played Pedro in Napoleon Dynamite. Watch him discuss his new movie Crank -- and his ding-dong!

Are you as tough as Hellboy or just a totally helpless wimp? Take the quiz to find out!

Strangers are not your friend. To make sure kids know they’re never to talk to strangers, Simon Loki has this instructional video for them to watch.

Why are people obsessed with Lindsay Lohan’s boobs? Because they’re delicious.

Are you adventurous or do you hide under your bed for most of the day? Take this quiz to find out!

In this episode of Celebrity Slutsicles – sung to Grease’s "Summer Nights" – Lindsay Lohan is in rehab and the rest of the Sluts come to get her out.