Do you remember that song you used to sing when you were a little kid about your boobs and butt and balls and how they all hang low? Well, we just rewrote it.

Watch this video footage and see for yourself if Paula Abdul is a drunken wreck that needs an intervention. Frankly, we think somebody put tequila in her whiskey.

Look who we're putting in the Crazy Chamber -- Daxter from the PSP game! Does he have what it takes to survive the chamber's craziness?

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

For the 17th edition of America's favorite music puzzle game, we give you an all name game, a game for which you will play until you have to go to the bathroom.

We show you pictures, you put them together to form band names. We love you for it.

Have you ever played this new music game? We show you pictures, you put them together and then you're a rock star. Play this while you're avoiding your family during Christmas.

Have you ever played this new music game? We show you pictures, you put them together and then you're a rock star. And then you get laid like a rock star. Not really.

We give you ten pictures and you have to match them up to create five different band names. Let's see if you got what it takes to Pict-OBand!

Rawk! It's #3 of the bestest match pictures to make band names game on all of the Internets. We show you pictures, you shove them around, and then you become a rock star!

Here it is, Round 2 of the bestest match pictures to make band names game on all of the Internets. Actually, it might be the only game of its kind anywhere in the history of the world! Yeah, we are that cool.

In this new interactive music game, we ask some of today’s most up-and-coming bands questions, and you have to guess their answers. The Go! Team, Subways, Editors, Dresden Dolls and Husky Rescue are only a sampling of the bands in this edition

LG invaded the Intonation Music Festival and all we got was this stinkin' video. Watch live performances from Bloc Party, Lady Sovereign, Jon Brion, and Rhymefest.

If this Music Trivia game will teach you anything, it's that you know nothing about music -- unless you're as smart as us, which we know you're not because we did it with your music teacher and she told us so. Snap!

We though we’d do the world some good and offer you the complete and uncensored Paris Hilton Sex Tape.

Can you tell the difference between real celebs and their impersonators? We can because we’re awesome.

Here is a really, really gay version of Queen’s We Are The Champions.

Does Britney Spears have implants? We report, you decide.