Michael Jackson is one of the most gifted badasses of our time. He’s also one of the sexiest. The way he picks up little boys…he’s just a smooth criminal.

Watch this video footage and see for yourself if Paula Abdul is a drunken wreck that needs an intervention. Frankly, we think somebody put tequila in her whiskey.

LG’s own pint-sized fly of love grills the star of Hot Rod and SNL on all things sexy! Be sure to see the movie, in theaters August 3rd!

Strangers are not your friend. To make sure kids know they’re never to talk to strangers, Simon Loki has this instructional video for them to watch.

Have you ever played this new music game? We show you pictures, you put them together and then you're a rock star. And then you get laid like a rock star. Not really.

Watch the uncensored version of Paris Hilton’s new music video Stars Are Blind. It’s sexier than her sex tape and it won’t get you in trouble if you watch it at work!

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson are not just a bunch of sluts – they’re a bunch of sluts on popsicle sticks! In this episode, watch them as they’re about to die in an elevator!

If this Music Trivia game will teach you anything, it's that you know nothing about music -- unless you're as smart as us. (Hint: You’re not!)

If this Music Trivia game will teach you anything, it's that you know nothing about music -- unless you're as smart as us, which we know you're not because we did it with your music teacher and she told us so. Snap!