Do you remember that song you used to sing when you were a little kid about your boobs and butt and balls and how they all hang low? Well, we just rewrote it.

It's time to hop on your skateboard and take on the streets of Tokyo. Dodge businessmen, bicyclists, garbage cans, and even Godzilla to make it to the finish line.

Watch this video footage and see for yourself if Paula Abdul is a drunken wreck that needs an intervention. Frankly, we think somebody put tequila in her whiskey.

Take this quiz and find out which Major League Baseball player you most resemble. Then pick up a copy of MLB 08: The Show on PSP!

Here’s a song you might remember from your horrible childhood: the diarrhea song. This tune is so good it will make you soil your pants even if you’re constipated.

Take aim and see how many targets you can hit in a given time.

Join Lindsay as she sings about her disastrous attempt at drying out, to the tune of a beloved Christmas classic.

LG’s own pint-sized fly of love grills the star of Hot Rod and SNL on all things sexy! Be sure to see the movie, in theaters August 3rd!

The only thing you really need to be a Jedi is a weird sounding name. Get yours, right here!

You’re a fighter. You always have been. But what type of fighter are you? Brought to you by Mass Effect.

Do you have what it takes to unlock the mystery of Mary Shaw? But be warned, this may make you crap your pants.

Here's a golfing game that even your grandma can play, but won't.

Are you as tough as Hellboy or just a totally helpless wimp? Take the quiz to find out!

Hear George W. Bush rap about his victory in his own Beastie Boys-esque way.

Philip Norris can't afford gas, and so can't you. It's okay, he has a couple solutions.

Hollywood’s favorite sluts have gotten themselves into a heap of trouble again! This time in a dance club! Also, see how Paris Hilton reacts when she tries to become a virgin! The drama!

It’s time to grab yourself a gun and play a game of Russian Roulette with your favorite celebrities: Lindsay Lohan, Tara Reid and the Governator.

A parody of the hit 50 Cent song where Tom Cruise rolls into a candy shop to pick up the last remaining virgin in Hollywood : the young and innocent Katie Holmes.

Are you adventurous or do you hide under your bed for most of the day? Take this quiz to find out!

In this episode of Celebrity Slutsicles – sung to Grease’s "Summer Nights" – Lindsay Lohan is in rehab and the rest of the Sluts come to get her out.