Do you remember that song you used to sing when you were a little kid about your boobs and butt and balls and how they all hang low? Well, we just rewrote it.

Watch this video footage and see for yourself if Paula Abdul is a drunken wreck that needs an intervention. Frankly, we think somebody put tequila in her whiskey.

This week the Spanish Fly interviews actor Efren Ramirez. Don’t know who he is? Yes you do. He played Pedro in Napoleon Dynamite. Watch him discuss his new movie Crank -- and his ding-dong!

Strangers are not your friend. To make sure kids know they’re never to talk to strangers, Simon Loki has this instructional video for them to watch.

Why are people obsessed with Lindsay Lohan’s boobs? Because they’re delicious.

It's St. Patrick's Day week and that means it's time to get drunk and play your favorite music puzzle game.

Have you ever played this new music game? We show you pictures, you put them together and then you're a rock star. And then you get laid like a rock star. Not really.

Oh, this is the most challenging Pict-O-Band yet. Can you take the challenge? Or are you just a wimpy band geek?

By now you should totally get what this game is about. Perhaps you should challenge your friends and show them yet another way you are superior to them. Let us know in the comments what you think of this round…it’s a tad tougher than usual.

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson are not just a bunch of sluts – they’re a bunch of sluts on popsicle sticks! In this episode, watch them as they’re about to die in an elevator!

If this Music Trivia game will teach you anything, it's that you know nothing about music -- unless you're as smart as us. (Hint: You’re not!)

If this Music Trivia game will teach you anything, it's that you know nothing about music -- unless you're as smart as us, which we know you're not because we did it with your music teacher and she told us so. Snap!