These quotes came out of the mouths of people who deserve to die because they are ugly.

In theaters 3-14-08. A futuristic action thriller where a team of people work to prevent a disaster threatening the future of the human race.

In theaters 1-4-08. In this remake of the Japanese horror film "Chakushin Ari", several people start receiving voice-mails from their future selves -- messages which include the date, time, and some of the details of their deaths.

In theaters 2-15-08. A family settles into its vacation home, which happens to be the next stop for a pair of young, articulate, white-gloved serial killers on an excursion through the neighborhood.

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition features movies about pictures or the people who take them.

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition features movies with Fat people or things. Chunks of love.

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition has to do with Tennis events, people, or balls. Wimbledon might be one of them.

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition features fatties, and the people who love them.

These movie questions pertain to people exhibiting their springtime rights to be horny.

The following stupid movie questions involve old people who are about to die (that means you, grandma!).

If you find yourself talking like a psychotic Guido from New Jersey who happens to kill people and watch Mobster Movies, then this Stupid Movie Quiz is probably for you.

People think action movies have the worst dialogue ever written. We respectably disagree. Every word out of Vin Diesel’s mouth is gold.

This week’s quiz is about movies involving short actors or characters. And it’s about short people. Aren’t short people funny?