OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Unibrow Monster

Unibrow Monster

Madonna has an UGLY daughter. Don't care how young she is, kabbalah needs to teach the wonders of a tweezer and lip bleach.

 

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

When the real news is this wacky who needs The Onion?

 

Beowulf Trailer

Beowulf Trailer

In theaters 11-16-07. The warrior Beowulf must fight and defeat the monster Grendel who is terrorizing towns, and later, Grendel's mother, who begins killing out of revenge.

 

Death of Cookie Monster

Death of Cookie Monster

He was shot in the back of the head. What a shame. Now the Sesame Street neighborhood Girl Scouts will never make enough money for their camping trip.

 

Monster Pig Killed

Monster Pig Killed

An 11-year-old shot and killed a massive, half-ton wild hog that was even bigger than the famed 'Hogzilla.' The kid's hunting career started at age five. Nice.

 

He's Gonna Kick MY Ass!

He's Gonna Kick MY Ass!

Kids are SOOO adorable when they talk about monsters, and say words they shouldn't.

 

Gene Simmons and Amanda Lepore

Gene Simmons and Amanda Lepore

Frankenstein's monster and Frankenstein's tranny. The perfect match.

 

It's True: Britney's Fugly

It's True: Britney's Fugly

Scientists have broken down the facts: Britney is a fug-monster.

 

Muppets Magazine

Muppets Magazine

"I will always be known as Cookie Monster, but I will no longer be a cookie monster."

 

Swamp Monster

Swamp Monster

Woman needs help to get wallet out of the water, watch out!

 

Japanese Bruce Willis Commercial

Japanese Bruce Willis Commercial

Watch Bruce Willis turn into a Japanese Monster before your eyes!