Here's "Saved By The Bell's" Screech, aka Dustin Diamond, posing with his beloved He-Man figures. Once a dork, always a dork.

Spider-Man on Spider-Man crime is so sad.

How adorable. Tara Reid found a man with a stomach almost as disturbing has hers! Flabbiness 4evah!

Some people carry laptops in their bags, others...

This 27-year-old Obama speech writer (left) is in a little trouble for grabbing fake Hillary Clinton's fake boob. We'd understand if he was grabbing Palin's breasteses, cause she's hot, but whatevs. If he likes man-boobs that's his deal.

What did the guy say she looked like a man or something?

This game is like the real Hang Man, except 100% more horny.

Operate on the skinny Indian man but don't screw up or you're going to end this man's life.

OJ Simpson is in trouble again and he needs some legal advice. Who to help, but the man who saved his life – his killer black glove!

This best man should be fired from life.

Easy there Spidey, you're a married man.

What happens when you're a fat guy and you touch fruit? You almost die!

Snoop is a dirty, dirty, dirty man.

The audio of a man calling 911 because Subway messed up his sandwich. Where was Jared during all this?

We're trying to figure out if the inclusion of a handicapped wheel chair man makes this the worst or best fight scene ever. What do you think?

Nothing turns us on more than man hands and alien face.

A man falls unexpectedly; another man expectedly posts it on the internet.

Look its Jim Carrey, America's favorite funny man of the 90s, being clever by wearing his wife's bathing suit because it's funny and not because he desperately craves the attention.

Kanye West, the least self aware man alive.

Looks like the "Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man" gets a girlfriend in the upcoming Ghostbusters III.