An average of 11 people per theater when to see Paris' new movie this weekend. Those people were tricked by her Oompa Loompa PR man.

Listen to what douche-baggery ensues when two Super Bowl quarterbacks talk to each other on the phone.

There's a scientific reason for launching a tennis ball at a man's groin, that reason is because it's hillarious.

You know those stunts you saw in the movie? They were done with wires and computers, not with super powers from a spider bite.

In theaters 12-25-08. From director J.J. Abrams (“Mission: Impossible III,” “Lost” and “Alias”) and screenwriters Roberto Orci & Alex Kurtzman (“TRANSFORMERS,” “MI: III”) comes a new vision of the greatest space adventure of all time, “Star Trek,” featuring a young, new crew venturing boldly where no man has gone before.

Berries and Cream do weird things to a man.

Man has his own style, you have to give him that.

Tobias Funke could have saved a fortune on paint if he blue himself like this guy did.

The perfect way to turn any gay man straight. I welcome, this guy.

This TV anchor has the same disease that Michael Jackson "supposedly' has.

There is something sexual about a man in a nice pair of pumps. Am I the only one who thinks so?

An Iron Man made of Legos, OK… so it's not that cool. We are just glad Ben Affleck is playing him in the movie.

In theaters 3-7-08. A couple that have separated are each attempting to pick up the threads of a future when they are dealt a further blow that leads to a dark conclusion. And a somewhat-nerdy young man in the throes of discovering a first romance must also deal with the separation and consequent strife of his parents' failed relationship.

That's one small step for sticky man; one giant leap for sticky mankind.

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

Charlie Brown would be really pissed if he saw this.

Nobody tells Adrian where to perch, stupid sign pushers.

Cyber skin removed, this is what Tom really looks like. No self respecting gay man should ever let himself get this fat. Queericide, it’s the only answer.

This man has some sort of genetic trait that mutates HPV, causing huge tree like growths to erupt from his body. Where are Mary and Pippin?

Building a bridge over a river bed, because you think you're the man? Well Nature came up and just crap slapped you. Sit your ass down!