Come on, there’s a lot more in your head than some stupid magic hat can see. Skip the sorting ceremony and take LG’s Ultimate Harry Potter Personality Quiz!

This is actually the kind of magic we're into because it's REAL.

Ask the Magic 8-ball whether or not you're going to lose all your money in this crappy economy.

In these troubled economic times, nothing beats these guys if you want to pay absolutely nothing for nothing service.

Lou is the FIRST to interview Britney Spears, who has just gone cuckoo for Cocopuffs. See her meltdown right before your eyes!

Warning kids: Drugs are bad for you, but it's always hilarious to watch TV characters freak out on drugs. Always!

Pure magic and glitter propelled the baseball out of her hand.

Stephen Colbert showed solidarity with Bill O'Reilly by sharing his own on-camera meltdown.

There are many things she does better than acting, smoking is one of them.

Bet that cow really appreciates such a practical use of its resources.

We don’t know what this dark magic entails, but this seems to be some sort of witch craft… or Photoshop.

Black tribesmen in Africa use their evil foot magic to revive a ranting Rosie O'Donnell. Food everywhere cowers in fear.

In theaters 11-9-07. Southland Tales is an ensemble piece set in the futuristic landscape of Los Angeles on July 4, 2008, as it stands on the brink of social, economic and environmental disaster. Boxer Santaros is an action star who's stricken with amnesia. His life intertwines with Krysta Now, an adult film star developing her own reality television project, and Ronald Taverner, a Hermosa Beach police officer who holds the key to a vast conspiracy.

Ocean waves, salt and magic somehow combined to unleash a massive wave of foam on an Australian beach. Completely unrelated, Hollywood plans new movie, "The Foam".

Hilary Duff is a true performer. At the end of her last concert, her loins exploded and a unicorn, magic hat and David the Gnome spilled forth.

John Travolta is blessed by the power of Xenu. His magical thetans can transform him from "G.I Jane" to "Movie Flop" instantly.

Teaching kids eight and under about the magic and fun of Lindsay Lohan’s latest coke-fuelled party antics!

Stop-motion magic allows this guy to shave his face with a banana. Clean, smooth, and delicious!

The iPhone is so amazing, not only can it do all of the things in this video, but it can also clone itself and send you back in time. WOOOHHHAAAOOO!

Hand-dance to Daft Punk's "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" – fast forward past the beginning; the lyrics are when the REAL magic happens!