OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Mariah Crazy

Mariah Crazy

More than a little was lost in translation here.

 

Kimmel is F-ing Ben Affleck

Kimmel is F-ing Ben Affleck

At least Sarah Silverman is boning someone in Danny Ocean's crew.

 

The Catwoman's Face is Finished

The Catwoman's Face is Finished

Her right eyebrow looks a little higher than the left but other than it looks like they did a beautiful job!

 

Mandles

Mandles

Ladies, if you don't want to give your man what he really wants for Valentine's Day (Sex) at least get him a mandle.

 

Stevie Wonder Falls Down

Stevie Wonder Falls Down

You’ve seen the Stevie Wonder falling down video, right? Well check out our little spin on it!

 

Hilary Duff Has Legs At Least

Hilary Duff Has Legs At Least

Always tough to figure out what it is she does, or why she's famous, but she does have long legs, so that's something.

 

I Am Legend Predicts Super Bowl

I Am Legend Predicts Super Bowl

Score a little credit for Scientology and Will Smith as his film proclaimed "Giants lose to Patriots for second time this season 23 to 7." LRH lives!

 

Evangeline Lily Used to Do Phone Sex

Evangeline Lily Used to Do Phone Sex

Evangeline Lily used to do commercials for a phone-date hotline. It makes unemployed insomniac TV-addicts seem less... desperate. No, not really.

 

Britney Has A Stroke!

Britney Has A Stroke!

Or at least that is what the Associated Press is hoping, guys already wrote up her obituary.

 

Starburst Little Lad Dance

Starburst Little Lad Dance

Berries and Cream do weird things to a man.

 

People in Order

People in Order

Proof that you start and end life a little crazy.

 

Prince of Political Earwax

Prince of Political Earwax

Little do people know, there’s a little prince that cleans the earwax of US presidential candidates.

 

DJ Hero

DJ Hero

Because playing Guitar Hero was still a little too close to making actual music.

 

Britney Box Flash Toy

Britney Box Flash Toy

This little toy will have to substitute for Mommy Spears for a while, at least it will remind the kids why it is a good thing she's gone.

 

Tall People Only

Tall People Only

Get away you short little Oompa Loompa people. This is MY bench.

 

Jordan Has Dumb Kids

Jordan Has Dumb Kids

Adopted, we are assuming. Never the less sharing genetic intelligence. Look at those "slow" eyes.

 

Death is pretty

Death is pretty

This is art at its finest. We are pretty sure that’s a real skull and all those little people are bones in the body. Who knew your stomach held so many Chinese workers?

 

Big Fish - Little Fish

Big Fish - Little Fish

It's like Finding Nemo, but with death and sushi.

 

Pika Pervert

Pika Pervert

Hey, that little girl is getting swallowed up in Pikachu's hole.

 

Valkyrie Trailer

Valkyrie Trailer

In theaters 6-28-08. The “July 20 Plot” on Hitler’s life is one of the most heroic but least known episodes of World War Two. Severely wounded in combat, Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg returns from Africa to join the German Resistance and help create Operation Valkyrie, the complex plan that will allow a shadow government to replace Hitler’s once he is dead.