"The Art of War"? This is totally a fake photo!

The members of the New Haven Health Department are required to wear these size XXXL regulation t-shirts. However, they have to provide their own sweatpants.

I'm sure this does wonders for his sperm count. …Not like he should be reproducing, anyway.

At Saniqua's high school, being pregnant at prom was just about the coolest thing you could do.

...But train seats are great for lap-dancing!

My other car is a convertible SUV.

Let boob-merica be boob-merica again! Yah, for boob-macracy!

Oh my god this is soooo sexist. But totally cool all the same.

This diagram is completely scientifical 'n' stuff.

By now you should totally get what this game is about. Perhaps you should challenge your friends and show them yet another way you are superior to them. Let us know in the comments what you think of this round…it’s a tad tougher than usual.

Disneyland revenge is sweet.

Faith Hill pitched a fit when she lost an award to Carrie Underwood. I had country, but that chick's a beeyotch.

She was just looking for change after we dropped a quarter down her crack.

Art Alexakis of Everclear stopped by our grungy studio to record a few songs, one of them being this cover of "Brown Eyed Girl" by Van Morrison. Also, Art has awesome tattoos.

"How to tell if you have gay hands." I always thought my manicure was the dead giveaway.

Don’t be a n00b! Master the third episode of Name That Game. If you get all five questions right an LG Staff member will personally give you a hug.

It took me a second to realize the balloon was an udder. Fan-freakin-tastic!

I dunno if this is an elf costume or a cupid-bear or a doggy Robin Hood, but it's so frickin' adorable my eyes are bleeding.

The world is ending! Only boobs can save you now! If you've never played Whoose Boobs, then you must be living under a boob. Ha.

The world is ending. You will all be judged by Who’d You Rather. Behold!