At least they didn't have to photoshop her boobs.

Kim Kardashian's is a Garbage Fail Kid! Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog!

Get it? Cause you can only see half her ass in the photo, and it doesn't look like she's trying very hard.

We'd rather workout and makeout with Richard Simmons.

What's the point of a calendar filled with boobs? It's not like you're going to be looking at the dates anyway. You're going to be looking at the boobs. Just take the dates away and leave the boobs.

If that thing fell into the water there would be a tsunami that would destroy the world.

Kim Kardashin is Wonder Woman for Halloween, and her butt dressed up as Frankenstein.

Not the most sexy picture of Kim Kardashian, especially with all that farting going on.

We cannot decide whether Bachlorette Deanna Pappas is hotter than Kim Kardashian.

Kim Kardashian is amazed to find to huge boobs on her chest.

It's hard work to have the biggest "asset" in Hollywood and Kim puts in the calories others won't. Chubby Chasers Unite!

New from IKEA, The Kim Kardashian Booty Table, place one in the backyard and conveniently rest your drink on the ample derriere.

Kim Kardashian gets on her knees and puts her butt in the air and you take a picture of her from the front?!?! For shame Mr. Photographer, for shame.

Seriously, if you think she's hot, go to Denny's, pick up a girl eating a grand slam, dress her up in fancy clothes, and enjoy.

These workout videos will help you get in shape -- in shape to kill whoever produced these things.

Her ass looks great and all but what we'd really like to know is if she has any thoughts on the sub prime mortgage crisis and its lasting effects on the national economy.

On set of the new Sex in the City movie, Kim Cattrall is heavily marinated in WD40, allowing her to move properly. Being covered in foreign substances is something her character knows all too well.

Rod Stewart's daughter has some fugly butt cheeks. It looks like someone took a baggie full of cottage cheese and milk, and shook it around.

Kim Kardashian has an amazing fat ass. I just had to post this photo.

This is a shot from an upcoming workout video starring Lisa Rinna. The perfect gift for aging cougars who need a boost to their physical self-esteem.