The STAR is claiming Ellen's gal pal Portia is back on the eating disorder wagon, as she started to get suspiciously skinner again!

Jared Leto got fat for his role as John Lennon's killer. Then he got skinny for his roll as rock music killer. Because he's a douche.

Kelis's milkshake got put on clampdown when she was arrested in Miami for harrassing two undercover cops posing as prostitutes.

The Angry Leprechaun will surprise you as the secret killer in this spot-on parody of the "Zodiac" trailer. Oops, did we say it was a secret?

Join famous director turned archeologist James Cameron as he makes an amazing discovery in Jesus’ tomb… Jesus himself!

Classy network ESPN aired footage of Payton Manning dancing in a play as an 8th grader. You'll never look at pro quarterbacks the same again!

Amy Pohler as Britney Spears on SNL. I'm way ups into shorty tigers, y'all!

Somehow I'm not hungry for desert any more.

Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, larger brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, attended Paris Hilton's recent birthday bash in Vegas. It appears as though he pissed himself, as well!

Britney switched outfits with a stripper one night at the club! She liked the dancer's bikini so much, she wanted to wear it for herself!

Peter's up to his old antics again, as he stars as a Tetris puzzle piece.

The Fall Out Boy song, "Carpal Tunnel of Love," with animations by Happy Tree Friends! Whee!

The voluptuous McPheever looked hot as hell at this year's Grammy Awards.

FUNNIEST SUPERBOWL AD [EVER?]!! Terry Tate is the most successful member of this office team, as the "office linebacker."

Ew, no he's not sexy. I'm shuddering as we speak.

In 1985 the Chicago Bears won the Superbowl, and created the greatest rap video ever to celebrate. Now that they're up against the Colts for 2007's 'Bowl, we'd like to play this video as a loving tribute to a stupendous line-up. I love you, Sweetness. I love you, McMahon.

I still can't get over how adorable this is – he just looks so NATURAL in that uniform!

At one time, Paris used a fake Ohio ID. The weirdest part? It lists her eyes as green, even though she has naturally brown eyes and wears blue contacts!

Farewell Anna Nicole Smith. As we take one last look back at your life we take comfort in the fact that although your soul may have shaken off this mortal coil your silicone filled boobies will be around for centuries.

The Broken West are a band from Los Angeles who play a brand of good times power pop. A funny thing happened when they came by the LG Studios for an acoustic session. They transformed into a group that sounded more like The Band, then Cheap Trick. Pretty impressive stuff. Check them out in the LG MusicPlayer as well.