Learn more about The Alien Prophecy from Mass Effect, the latest game on the XBox 360.

The Spice girls continue their "comeback" tour and started it off with a lip-sync spectacular this weekend. Posh didn’t even sing, she just stood there and looked like an alien.

Rosario, from Will and Grace is somewhere wetting her pants.

After the INS started rounding up illegal's, Taco Bell scrambled to replace the workers in its lucrative lettuce trade. The leaf must flow!

Tyra Banks has gone crazy. Either she has hired David LaChapelle for her new photo shoot or she is trying to bring back Alien Nation, the TV show.

The Alien vs. Predator sequel is going to totally suck. Alien has turned into a wussy vegetarian salad.

Want to make a friend believe that they owe the government thousands of dollars for downloading illegal music! Well, send them this Illegal Music Download Sabotage!

Cops in NYC are apparently breaking the law. Luckily the opposite of a superhero, "Jimmy Justice", is trolling the streets. He busts cops with his mom's handycam.

Photo-enhancement technology proves it!

Katie Holmes is reportedly being punished by the "church" of Sciencrappery for not abiding by their alien overlords rules! No, Katie, NOOOOO!

"Illegal Aliens" is as big of a B-movie as you can get. And Chyna Doll's performance is worthy of a John Waters film!

Paris Hilton donned this ensemble willingly. Shudder.

From a documentary on the drug trade. This stuff's fascinating, yet very very illegal. (Thanks, Lawyers!)

The Mexican immigrants of the world aren’t being heard loud enough and Philip Norris has some ideas on who might lead them. Hint: one of them isn’t your mom.

This kid has big balls. And we hope what we just said isn’t illegal.

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!