As expected, they get pretty creative.

LG’s hot new puzzle game! Help the Potty Mouth Ninja collect some coins so he can get an Asian massage. But beware of the Ninja’s sworn enemy… THE PIRATE!

See, this is the reason why Obama is so awesome.

We're not sure what these Rolling Stone magazines photos of a couple Gossip Girls is trying to infer here...they like licking ice cream? Candy? They like things in their mouths!?! What? We totally don't get this.

He's looking for booty.

Who'd You Rather explores the world of Canada's best import since Molson Ice!

How bad do you think Al Roker wanted to say "Show me dick"?

Tony Romo, there is no way to have blue-icing make outs and a respectable NFL career, it's just not possible.

His cellmate was heard whispering in his ear, "I'm gonna do to you, what you did to rap music".

The Pittsburgh Penguins fans enjoyed an "extra period" as the zamboni's transmission leaked all over the ice.

For eight thousand dollars you can spend another 30 minutes sitting on your couch watching reruns.

Baby spice fell off the stage at their latest concert and now she has a baby boo boo. Get that spice on ice!

Your percolating hormones can only mean one thing, its Who Would You Rather time!

No one should ever be penalized for leaving the ice and completely leveling their opponent. If anything they should rewarded for making hockey watch able.

Ice T must have sex with plastic "love" dolls, because that is apparently his type. This is not even realistic, Photoshop much?

Son where's your ice cream? "Well Louis C.K. stole it, ran away, and then...oh you'll never believe me..." I don't even believe the part about you knowing Louis C.K.

Keira Knightley looks like the Corpse Bride. She clearly will be the undead captain of The Black Pearl in the next Pirates movie.

Ice Cube's wife Coco has a body that defies all logic. Behold, her white girl badonkadonk!!

Does someone hear the ice cream man? Yeah, he's over there – run! Hurry, run! Oh– O NOES! HE MELTED!

What's more embarrassing? The fall, the devastating silence after she lands on her head, the pity-applause they get afterwards, or the Wham song they did their routine to?