Keira Knightley looks like the Corpse Bride. She clearly will be the undead captain of The Black Pearl in the next Pirates movie.

Ice Cube's wife Coco has a body that defies all logic. Behold, her white girl badonkadonk!!

Does someone hear the ice cream man? Yeah, he's over there – run! Hurry, run! Oh– O NOES! HE MELTED!

What's more embarrassing? The fall, the devastating silence after she lands on her head, the pity-applause they get afterwards, or the Wham song they did their routine to?

Courtney, have you ever heard of the term "aging gracefully"? No? Okay, nevermind.

I just love these outfits. This movie makes me want to be an ice princess.

It's cool; they're in love.

Yeah, Ice-T's wife just doesn't stop! Try wearing a thong or somethin'!

I think she should just slap an eyepatch on that and get herself some pirate street-cred.

After a recent singing performance at PURE nightclub in Las Vegas, Paris got pelted in the face with an ice cube! That's hot!

I. AM. PROGRAMMED. TO. SERVE. YOU. ICE. COLD. BEVERAGES. OF. A. REFRESHING. NATURE.. PLEASE. TIP. YOUR. ROBOTENDER..

Don't let a nice rack and your desire for phallic ice cream snacks distract you from the reality of a hot chick.

Shiver me Pumpkins!

It’s Pirate week. Celebrate by stealing a friend’s computer and playing this game.

Yo ho! Yo ho! A boobie’s life for me. GO PIRATE BOOBIES GO!

We have no idea what this chart signifies, but it made us laugh anyway.

Vanilla Ices or Eminems? You decide!

This week K-Fed’s rap song leaks on the internet, Leonardo DiCaprio breaks up with Gisele, and Mohammad Ali comes face to face with the Angel of Death.

What happens when you combine Will Smith, Robots, and Pirates? Aye, Robot! This movie is a landlubber’s wet dream.