These musicians (if you even want to call them that) sound like Velveeta. And that’s not a good thing.

We though we’d do the world some good and offer you the complete and uncensored Paris Hilton Sex Tape.

How ever do you develop such sexy talent?

The Flintstones used to endorse Winston cigarettes. Guess they'll be hearing from my lawyer, now that I have lung cancer!

If you haven’t seen the Colin Farrell Sex Tape, now is your chance. And please note: No blowup dolls were harmed in this video, only humped.

This week Bush will address the nation, Google loves the communists, Joaquin Phoenix almost dies, Chris Penn does die, and Clay Aiken is gay.

‘Tis the season for Gays and Cowboys. But can you really tell the difference?

See what happens when you mix Conan O'Brien, Chuck Norris, Haley Joel Osment and a fatal disease.

Warning: Home Shopping Junk will kill you.

You know what they say about big feet...

I'm sure he's just fixing a button.

Video gamers sure love to OWN people.

Let's see what happens when you light your ass-farts on fire! This looks fake.

If you’re a drunk, or if you just drink by yourself and in the morning, you might want to take this quiz. Hell, if you drink your own vomit and urine than take this, too.

Did you see these two bust heads on The Late Show with David Letterman? It was hilarious only because it proves one thing: liberals are taking over Letterman’s hair plugs.

If you’re eating a delicious plate of Sesame Chicken right now you may want to stop.

This is what you look like if you play video games for too long.

Nothing makes your hands clean like a little love juice from the Knight Rider himself!

Just because you stare longingly at a pair of ripe, voluptuous boobs in need of love and attention, that makes you a little pervert!?!

Here’s a tribute to those bisexually ambiguous Weezer-worshiping dorks that we call Emo Kids! We love you guys!