If you’re a drunk, or if you just drink by yourself and in the morning, you might want to take this quiz. Hell, if you drink your own vomit and urine than take this, too.

Did you see these two bust heads on The Late Show with David Letterman? It was hilarious only because it proves one thing: liberals are taking over Letterman’s hair plugs.

If you’re eating a delicious plate of Sesame Chicken right now you may want to stop.

This is what you look like if you play video games for too long.

Just because you stare longingly at a pair of ripe, voluptuous boobs in need of love and attention, that makes you a little pervert!?!

Here’s a tribute to those bisexually ambiguous Weezer-worshiping dorks that we call Emo Kids! We love you guys!

See if you can tell the difference between two very embarrassing eras in modern history.

This is what it looks like when you try to pull a condom off your head.

Vanilla Ices or Eminems? You decide!

Don’t know what to get everybody for Christmas? Why don’t you take a look at our crappy shopping guide?

We hear that snorting ashes makes you hallucinate.

Some like the wing, others like the breast. You like the dong.

Kids, this is what happens when you snort too much cocaine off a dead hooker's ass.

Can you tell the difference between real celebs and their impersonators? We can because we’re awesome.

Alcoholics love to talk. See if you can guess the movie where these drunken quotes came from.

Do you ever get Santa or Grandpas mixed up? We do, and that’s why we decided to kill Santa. Kidding!

Do not watch this video if you want to sleep tonight. This is probably the most disturbing dance since "The Carlton" on Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

Do you ever get video gamers and gay people mixed up? You might think we’re retarded, but we certainly do. See if you’re the same way.

This week Americans celebrate Thanksgiving, but even more important they celebrate the new Xbox 360. We’re there to tell you about it.

These pixelicious hunks and hotties can be found in all those sexy and violent video games you play.