Go Slinky go! Poetry in motion! It's the music that gets you, perfectly suited to its subject, not grandiose at all. This viewer, however, is partial to the quieter moments when one can make out the faint, steady, tap of each valiant Slinky flip... But seriously, it's kinda impressive. Watch out for the surprise ending... not.

The state of Nebraska thinks they can protect the gays. We'll see if they're still singing that tune after I put on my Gilligan hat and read some gibberish at them.

We launched our new iPhone game FAT KID NINJA. Destroy the veggies, eat your cupcakes! Get now and see how many vegetables you can slaughter!

Guarantees you wont oversleep.

I would drive that thing to work, to the store...everywhere.

I wonder if quadruplets have souls? Maybe just a quarter of a soul?

I wanna work with these guys.

Just do the worm.

My how you've grown.

And why you shouldn't do it.

Imagine flying like a bird, now you can.

You'd never catch me on this trail.

I would kill for one of these.

More than you'd expect.

What did you think he was gonna do?

I don't think you'd want to be too close, when this happens.

Here's something you don't want to do.

This cat is very vocal about his upcoming bath.

Somethings you just can't forget.

A walrus would make such a great pet. I just don't know where I'd keep one.