After spending one day pretending to be homeless Tyra Banks claims she understands their plight. She also only spent one day in high school and proclaimed "I'm smart".

He's entered the most awesome part of the Presidency, you're still the most powerful man in the world but no one cares what you do. Lame duck party time!

"I love you" three of the many words every deaf girl wishes she will some day hear.

"I'm not a dude" is the new "don't tase me bro"?

2008, ongoing war, crashing economy, no TV, boring election, who cares?? Miss America 2008 looks hot, and thats all we need!!

Score a little credit for Scientology and Will Smith as his film proclaimed "Giants lose to Patriots for second time this season 23 to 7." LRH lives!

Pretty sure the "Oh well I'm just a ditzy blonde" excuse doesn't apply to smoking meth out of a light bulb but it's worth a shot!

This purse says "I am strong and independent, back off". Or, "I am a terrorist, detain me without question for many years at a time."

Wow, seriously. You couldn't act this dumb if you tried. This is real.

American Idols should be thin and beautiful, not fat and radish haired. Boo Fantasia, boo.. And I don't mean the term of endearment.

And now, for my next trick, I am going to install a sing on my ear that says "In case of altercation, pull this".

"No mom, I am not crazy. I just want to fit in and be normal like all the other shut-ins at my school!"

On second thought… I changed my mind, tattoo faced husband.

S&M cage with penis opening? I have no idea… I just grab the pictures.

The perfect way to turn any gay man straight. I welcome, this guy.

A woman gave birth in a train toilet in China and the baby got lodged in the pipe. She later said " I just thought I had to poop"… China…

Rugby players are crazy. Why play a sport where you get the crap beat out of you, when you can stay at home and jerk off?

A Mario Bros. wedding cake. I am pretty sure the groom will never be allowed to make a decision again.

There is something sexual about a man in a nice pair of pumps. Am I the only one who thinks so?

People who play Halo don't have sex… this is a waste of Bungie capital. As a stockholder, I say "Boo".