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Cat Mistake
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Sexy Flexible Girl
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Flawed Oil Change
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Super Smart Chimp
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Wheelchair Drifting
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Excavator Skills
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Confused Dog
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Color Vision Deficiency
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Another Useless Talent
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Birth to 10 in 85 Seconds
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OTHER COOL STUFF
I think he's on Special K, but maybe I'm wrong.
Gary Coleman (though we still like to call him Arnold) was arrested this weekend for murdering a blind child then stuffing her body in a drainage pipe where she was then eaten by coyotes. J/K! He was just arrested on a warrant stemming from a prior domestic assault charge. Anyway, look at his adorable face. Don't you just want to squeeze it and compare it to cute stuff, like, I don't know, dogs or something!
A few months ago, I started doing a thing called Taste Test Tuesday. Every Tuesday, I try to taste some sort of new and different restaurant or food. I showed, but didn't taste this candy, Juicy Drop Pop, in one of my latest videos.
Though most people didn't think twice about Juicy Drop Pop, one of my friends did some deeper digging, and using "Sight Beyond Sight" a.k.a. Google, she found a website for this candy.
This website features a commercial for Juicy Drop Pop that is well... see what Media Bites had to say in the most academic terms.
They tiptoe around this in the Media Bites breakdown of the spot, but I can only describe the commercial that they have up on the Juicy Drop Pop website as CANDY PORN. They even call it "Hardcore Candy," and don't even get me started on the Ed Hardy tramp-stamp tribal tattoo designs blanketing the website.
It's been a long time since I have seen something that made me feel so dirty... and if you know anything about me, you know that, that is saying a lot!
Chuck McCarthy is the mastermind behind IdeasByChuck.com, where he gives away great ideas in the hopes that you turn them into reality and remember to send him a small percentage of your profits. He Twitters here and Tumbls here. Chuck will be guest blogging for LiquidGeneration the next couple weeks!
5 Twilight Fans You Do Not Want To Sit Next To In The Theater This Weekend
Yes, we're not going to lie. We're going to go see Twilight just like everybody else is. However, we're buying up the 50 seats surrounding us because we don't want to sit next to the people in the videos below. It's not that we find them so annoying, we just don't want to share our tissues with them! (Just kidding! (j/k again!) (j/k!) (no really, j/k!)
The Nutty Madam
The Chubster Spazzes
K-Fed Is Somewhat Obese
Did K-Fed eat his kids or something? Dude is fat! In his defense though, fat people are considered "healthy" in his hometown of DouchebagVille.
Gary Dell’Abate's Horrible First Pitch
Baba Booey -- the Horse Tooth Jackass from the Howard Stern Show -- attempts to pitch the ball at the Met's game. Naturally, he fails.
Beyonce Can't Sing
Howard Stern leaked a raw "board mix" of Beyonce's performance on Good Morning America. This might make your ears bleed.
Jessica Alba is Depressingly Pregnant
Cash Warren, you sir are the captain of the douche squad, K-Fed has nothing on you, you openly mock Jessica's pregnant body while the rest of us mourn what you ruined.
Britney Spears Has A DeLorean
Britney's secret to weight loss is apparently time travel which raises the very real possibility of an alternate 2003 being created where she never meets K-Fed.
Andy & Kickel's Def Comedy Jam
Andy & Kickel are a prepubescent vaudeville comedy act. In this edition A & K makes fun of yo momma.
K-Fed Acts Successful
K-Fed is a trained method actor who draws on his experiences of putting Britney down.
Sweeney Todd Trailer
In theaters 12-21-07. Based on the hit Broadway musical which tells the infamous story of Benjamin Barker, a.k.a Sweeney Todd, who sets up a barber shop down in London which is the basis for a sinister partnership with his fellow tenant, Mrs. Lovett.
Power Towel
Luckily they chant "K" more than three times or else this video would be racist, instead it is just amazing. Go K State!
Britney's Kids Are Screwed
"K-Fed" is just so cool. It takes a whole new level of pure awesomeness to bring back late 90's gang signs. Their kids are going to be so real, ya'll.
Best Baby Name EVER
"Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K" is the actual name given to this very lucky newborn. The hospital birth announcement page can be viewed at: http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals/stf33/public/stf33birthannouncement.pl?babyID=h33-440
K-Mart Bacon
For some god-awful reason, K-Mart sells bacon. Maybe because they have to do SOMETHING with all the extra back-fat from the morbidly obese pigs they employ.
Vagina Power
Alexyss K. Tylor has a Public Access TV show in Atlanta, in which she talks about vagina power. Please watch, it's magical!!
Anna Nicole Smith's Funeral
Howard K. Stern arrived to booing at Anna Nicole's Bahamas funeral this morning.