We kid about Lohan all the time, but never about her sideboob. We always welcome it.

If you're checking out a hot chick from behind and she turns around and her face looks like Abe Vigoda -- that's a butterface.

Yeah, Bikini Girl is hottish. She'd be just plain "hot" if we never saw her on American Idol and didn't know she was so stupid.

We all hate PETA because they're just generally horrible and annoying. But if more of them looked like the above, we'd have reason to like them. And then bang them.

If you're even close to hot you should do what you can to get this costume and bring it to the Harry Potter premiere this week.

Is Paris Hilton ever going to get fat and sloppy? Maybe she's not even human, and will forever stay young and hot and kind of stupid. We hope. Those are amazing traits.

These pictures of Audrina Partridge in Cabo seriously make me forget she doesn't have a brain.

We don't understand Drew's style. I mean, she's Hollywood Royalty. And on most days she's really hot. WTF.

No, you're not seeing things. Those are a bunch of Princess Leias being hot and awesome and hitting each other with pillows.

What’s the best thing about summer? Hint: They’re awesome and they barely cover hot girls’ junk.

Just face it: you will never get a girl as hot as Hayden, just continue to be a big fat dork.

Life's challenging enough. We help by putting together the ten hottest actresses to take a turn on the pole and play a stripper.

This dog gets more action than you.

We always that thought that dude was a creep anyway. He's not friend of Alf's at all!

Can you guys whether the chick you're looking at is hot or heavy? We bet you suck at this game.

We took the hottest Jens and pitted them against the hottest Angies throughout history to create the ultimate sexy Jens and Angies showdown!

What does Anna Kournikova's tattoo mean? That you can never bang someone as hot as her.

You’re Loki, a diminutive devil who can’t stand the underworld. You’ll have to outrun a raging river of lava if you want to escape Satan’s sanctuary. This game is really hot, lol.

Oh Katy, you're just forcing us to want you really, really bad.

We don't know whether Kanye West's girlfriend, Amber Rose, is bangable or not. What do you think?