Vomiting Kermit dispenses hot chocolate to cold New Yorkers on Conan! Heart-warming!

Dita's hot – and can reportedly get her waist down to 16" in a corset.

Don't know why, but this HOT RUSSIAN CHICK wants to TAKE OFF HER CLOTHES! And… something about vodka.

Sarah Silverman supports global warming so much, she made a movie about it! I'm super-excited to see what our tropical future holds!

Mister Jim Gaffigan is very funny. You might recognize him for his extreme paleness. Here he shares with us his deep feelings about Hot Pockets

Check out these hot pillow-swingin' ladies! http://www.gopfl.com/

I don't know what this means but it sounds both sexy and delicious!

I don't know what this has to do with the movie plug at the end, but dang Carmen's hot. Yeeeouch!

There's pretty much no one in the world with a better body than Jessica Biel. I challenge you to find a hotter bod.

He looks like sasquatch with a body wax, and yet he STILL has a hot babe with him! Amazing!

Hotter than Kimberly Stewart!

I'm totally creeped out by TMX Elmo…. Here he is in action.

I don't know what these crazy hot German chicks are saying, but I like how they say it!

I totally forgot how hot this scene in "From Dusk Till Dawn" was. I am amazed.

Jim Carrey stars as the over-th-top lifeguard, to Will Ferrell's hot-tub-swimmer-in-trouble.

It’s the hottest and sweatiest new game on the market featuring sexy pole dancing! Check it out!

After a recent singing performance at PURE nightclub in Las Vegas, Paris got pelted in the face with an ice cube! That's hot!

Like a little junk in the trunk? In this game, you have to figure out whose hot thong-clad butt you’re looking at. Hosted by Mr. Thong Song himself – Sisqo!

When trying to impress a hot chick, always overdo it to the point of pissing her off.

...Because what would the internet be without stupid videos of hot girls retardedly dancing to music?