Just face it: you will never get a girl as hot as Hayden, just continue to be a big fat dork.

It's okay that she wears men's boxers, she's still really bangin'.

Hayden, if there is anything you need done just tell us. We'll do anything for you, Meatloaf-style.

From the "oops nobody was suppose to see these photos" files.

Hayden Panettiere strips out of her graduation gown on the set of I Love You, Beth Cooper.

Many have speculated as to how Hayden Panettiere has not become addicted to sex, drugs and booze, the answer is she has a different addiction, eating the heads off babies.

Toe or no toe she does not look hot. The only people who would tell a girl this is a good look is another girl or a guy who is about to sex said girl.

The award for Best Supporting Bodyguard in a Paparazzi Photo goes to “guy fondling his walkie-talkie with his eyes closed.”

In theaters 2-26-08. Jessica Alba and Hayden Christensen star in this psychological thriller. While undergoing open-heart surgery, a man's failed anesthetic leaves him completely alert, but paralyzed and unable to tell his doctors.

Hayden from Heroes just turned 18, and Lou Berk grills her about allegations of drinking, drugs, and wild sex!

The cheerleader applies a glue mustache, as you're supposed to think its "milk" but you'll really imagine its something else...what a twisted web we weave.

Good news perverts, Hayden P-Something has turned 18 and is now legal. Bad news, she still thinks you’re a fat loser.

Perez Hilton tried to trick the world into thinking Hayden Pe-something was caught by photographers with a vibrator. I suppose he assumed no one would check the internets. Loser.

When you're a busy Hollywood Starlet its impossible to find the time to eat healthy. Those days are gone!

She used to be on Malcolm, but now Hayden Panettiere just acts like she's not am underage hottie.