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Tennis Commentator

Tennis Commentator

Apparently God watches a lot of tennis.

 
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Tennis Commentator

By: LG Staff
January 30 2012, 12:32 PM

Apparently God watches a lot of tennis.

 

 

Lion Says Hi

Lion Says Hi

Thank God for safety glass.

 
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Lion Saves Hi

By: LG Staff
January 10 2012, 8:38 AM

Thank God for safety glass.

 

 
 
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Arcade Basketball God

By: LG Staff
December 15 2011, 9:06 AM

Check out his insane skills.

 

 

Dumbest Drugs Imaginable

Dumbest Drugs Imaginable

It's amazing what people will consume in an effort to get high. Thank God for the media, they're really committed to making sure everyone knows what options are available.

 
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Dumbest Drugs Imaginable

By: Quentin Compson
July 14 2011, 8:37 AM

It's amazing what people will consume in an effort to get high. Thank God for the media, they're really commmitted to making sure everyone knows what options are available.

 

 

God is Doing a Nu Thing

God is Doing a Nu Thing

And, frankly, we're all a bit embarrassed about it.

 
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God is Doing a Nu Thing

By: LG Staff
May 03 2011, 9:52 AM

And, frankly, we're all a bit embaressed about it.

 

 
 

Dancing Fools

Dancing Fools

Thank God they found each other.

 
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Dancing Fools

By: LG Staff
March 15 2011, 7:37 AM

Thank God they found each other.

 

 
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Reality Show Madness

By: Quentin Compson
February 18 2011, 9:18 AM

There's nothing funnier than watching reality tv stars freak out. Thank God they're always being filmed, so it's sure to be caught on tape.

 

 

Reality Show Madness

Reality Show Madness

There's nothing funnier than watching reality tv stars freak out. Thank God they're always being filmed, so it's sure to be caught on tape.

 

Thirsty Plant

Thirsty Plant

Every so often, I intentionally don't water my plants. I like to play God and see if I can bring them back to life.

 
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Thirsty Plant

By: LG Staff
January 28 2011, 3:45 PM

Every so often, I intentionally don't water my plants. I like to play God and see if I can bring them back to life.

 

 

Beer Pong Holiday Surprise

Beer Pong Holiday Surprise

Thank God for stupid people, willing to humiliate themselves, for our benefit.

 
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Beer Pong Holiday Surprise

By: LG Staff
December 17 2010, 10:41 AM

Thank God for stupid people, willing to humiliate themselves, for our benefit.

 

 

 

Like all people who don't consult the Bible to solve practical problems, I'm at war with Christmas. I wish people "Happy Holidays" , promote the idea of Santa Claus in order to deflect attention away from the role of the Christ-child, and accentuate the pagan elements of the celebration in favor of the Christian ones, which are in extreme danger with our country maintaining a paltry incidence of Christians at a mere 76%. And why wouldn't I? I stand to gain so much from the effort, I really can't afford not to. But we need a shot in the arm. So I'm mining the great war-mongers of the past for material. What do say, Genghis? How would you attack Christmas?

Genghis Khan: Well, first I'd find a few stores that feature religiously neutral decorations, like holly, wreaths, and maybe even some Kwanzaa stuff, because they'd clearly be part of the war effort. I'd absorb them into my army and ride to a store that has the nerve to wish people "Merry Christmas" when they check out. While riding we'd drag yule logs behind our horses to kick up extra dust and give the appearance of greater numbers. When I arrived at the store, let's say it's a Wal-Mart in Texas, I'd explain to the manager that he can either surrender, or everyone in the store can be killed. Then I'd camp out that night, instructing my soldiers to each light 3 Christmas trees apiece instead of just one, again to give the impression of greater numbers. We'd probably light a few Menorahs as well, just to show how at war with Christmas we really are. Naturally, there would be no praying.

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