Go Slinky go! Poetry in motion! It's the music that gets you, perfectly suited to its subject, not grandiose at all. This viewer, however, is partial to the quieter moments when one can make out the faint, steady, tap of each valiant Slinky flip... But seriously, it's kinda impressive. Watch out for the surprise ending... not.

Here's the FAT KID NINJA's first vlog. Get his game by going to the iTunes App Store right now and search for FAT KID NINJA. Help him destroy the vegetables!

We launched our new iPhone game FAT KID NINJA. Destroy the veggies, eat your cupcakes! Get now and see how many vegetables you can slaughter!

To blow junk up.

Gets what it deserves.

The inevitable autotune remix.

Without getting wet.

This guy's got them!

Thanks to Google.

Imagine finding this pack on your back porch?!!?

Stand strong and destroy the vegetables. Available for your iPhone now on the App Store. http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/fat-kid-ninja/id472831642?mt=8

Summons up the courage.

Gets a meal.

Not to advocate violence, but he got what he deserved.

This is how it's done.

Cleans up after the dog park.

Now he's got a bat.

Gets stood up to.

Cyclists always get the last word.

Make sure you don't forget.