These babes used their boobs to seduce Santa and his elves. See if you can use your little helper to figure out who they are.

A month of Christmas specials equals a month full of reasons that you should probably get TIVO.

Robert Altman strikes us as the kind of guy who would have liked Whoose Boobs. Let’s play a round in his honor.

Thanksgiving is all about choices. Like choosing to eat so much you barf.

Who’d you rather let’s you make all the same choices Bond would. Like which girl to bang then never ever talk about again.

Every vote counts in Who’d You Rather. Don’t bother to actually vote. It’s a waste of time. (We kid!)

The world is ending. You will all be judged by Who’d You Rather. Behold!

It’s the witching hour! As in “witch of these people would you rather have sex with?”

For our 200th edition of Who’d You Rather, we’re gonna go through 200 years of history. Eat it, Marty McFly!

Who ever said college was just about getting a degree?

Who would have thought that so many hot celebrities can look so darn fugly? They should all shoot their stylists.

This edition is inspired by those freaks who hang out at Venice Beach. We pitty those talented fools.

For those who live vicariously through the spoiled brats on Beverley Hills 90210 and The O.C.

Here’s a collection of people who really pissed us off this year. May they burn.

Women who dress like Santa make us act like naughty, naughty boys.

The rock stars of the 1970s were awesome because they did lots of drugs and they never shaved their pubes.

There are those who look like transvestites and those who just look trashy. Can you decide who is who?

These girls posed for our country while others died. And we salute them.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.