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Find out if you're addicted to farmville by taking this quiz.

It was a banner year for the ladies of Hollywood. Never before have they dressed so fine, sexy and ready to give the American public a reason to fast themselves for five months straight.

Do you tan so much that it just makes you want to punch a girl? Well then this quiz may just be for you! Take this quiz and find out just how big of a douche-bag you really are.

Can you guess who is making sexy time and who is just sneezing?

Kanye West is a musical douchebag genius, and he's also the star of this new Torture Chamber where he gets the crap beat out of him.

Here's your chance to shoot the Kardashians! Why? Because they're annoying. Please note that we don't actually condone violence against. celebrities. This is just a joke. Except for the fact that we really hate the Kardashians.

Greetings slaves, it is I Skeletor bringing you Whoose Boobs, the only online game that is the rightful ruler of the Castle Boob-Skull!

Beer Pong is a drinking game that college students have been playing ever since red plastic cups and cheap beer were invented. Now Liquid Generation is bring you all this drunktastic fun in this online game.

Did she score or did she get gored? Check out pictures from movies and try to guess whether the girls are getting it on or getting murdered.

Halloween can be scary, but if you look at it in the right light it can also be scary sexy!

These jugs have been drinking all day. It’s time you give them a Breathalyzer test.

Columbus discovered America! You can discover whoose boobs these are!

Take the quiz to see if you're going to end up a drunken wreck like Amy Winehouse.

Are you an expert on hip-hop and rap? This quiz will test how well you know hip hop street words, like “fly.” Don’t be such a white boy, check it yo!

In this game your job is to navigate through CrunkTown and deliver your demo tape to a D.J. You make the moves, and risk being caught by the fuzz.

Come one, come all, to the bedroom big top! Your sex life can seem like a circus sideshow sometimes. The question is: Are you a center-ring attraction beneath the sheet or are you the kind of freak that gets stuck outside the tent and pelted with tomatoes?

Care Bears are cute but very annoying. Simply put, it's time for them to die.

Think you’re the expert at famous Hollywood farts? Well then you are pretty sad. Hear the fart then guess which movie it came from.

Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz tried to kick this paparazzi guy’s ass and it was hilarious! Now it’s your turn to be the paparazzi guy and kick Justin, Cameron and even Princess Di’s ass!