It’s Pirate week. Celebrate by stealing a friend’s computer and playing this game.

Congratulations! You've just landed a job as the assistant to a Big Time Hollywood Producer! What better way to spend your first day on the job than to sit at your desk and slack off at work!

School is back in session and you’re already wasting time on the internet. You never seemed like college material anyway.

Celebrity Ho-Bags are everywhere, and whether you’re a skanky ho-bag like Lindsay Lohan or a pregnant ho-bag like Britney Spears, everyone wants to be a celebrity ho-bag. Which one are you?

Hello and Welcome to Whoose Boobs, the only online boob game that can ride safely through a boobie stampede!

With so many people on Myspace , it can be easy to get lost in the crowd of crazies and drift away into abandoned profile world. Take this quiz, find out your true Myspace personality and post it on your page so other users can know what you’re all about!

Nick Is Kids! …and Nostalgic, Childhood-Obsessed 20-somethings!

In the 1990s, Bill Clinton and Giga Pets were the BOMB! Which one would you rather?

Celebrities are the sluttiest people in the world (see: Britney’s crotch). Of course, not all celebrities are slutty, which is why you’ll have to guess which of these whoretastic celebrity pics are real and which are photoshopped fakes.

Here is Part 2 of our awesome game where you are kidnapped by the Church of Scientology and sent to their evil world headquarters in Scientology Land. This one’s called, “The Wrath of Tom Cruise.”

Celebrate Cinco de Mayo with Coronas, Tacos and Salma Hayek’s cleavage!

We always get April showers and death metal albums mixed up. Maybe that’s because we believe in the devil?

Smack us with a Big Mac. We get our baseball mascots and friends of Ronald McDonald mixed up ALL the time.

You did the Numa Numa dance; you converted to Pastafarianism and asked a hottie at the bar for their MySpace URL. But you’ve still always wondered…Which Internet Celebrity are you?

This is a game of skill, memory and the extremely retarded dance stylings of American Idol contestant Taylor “I got the ticks” Hicks!

These boobs drink lots and lots of Metamucil.

We totally get The Sopranos and Brian Boitano mixed up, like, all the time!

Choose your Oscar picks and post them in your MySpace profile, Livejournal or blog. It's so cool you'll wet your pants.

For those who live vicariously through the spoiled brats on Beverley Hills 90210 and The O.C.

Can you tell the difference between stupid people and cupid? We could and that’s why we were able to make this game, stupid.