When disaster strikes, we can only hope it strikes those who truly deserve it. The following situations are all developing as you read this. For each pair, pick the scenario that you think will happen first.

Think you’re the expert at famous Hollywood farts? Well then you are pretty sad. Hear the fart then guess which movie it came from.

Put your controller down and step up to the keyboard, if you think you know anything about video games. We’ll give you clues, and you guess the game title. It’s the next gen console of trivia games, and it won’t cost you 500 dollars to play.

You think you're the biggest chopstick on the block don't you? Well how about a game of blackjack?

Cheerleader or porn star, think you can tell the difference?

The 2009 Golden Globes were an orgy of hotness. Now you get to decide who you think was the hottest of all!

Boobs taste better when they are filled with a nice Ricotta cheese, dontcha think?

Britney’s custody battle got us thinking, if you had to choose between a celebrity parent to stay with, who would you choose?

It’s the ultimate battle of quickness, wits, and ball kicking! Are you man enough to survive this epic fighting game? I think even Rocky would wuss out.

Naming games is fun! I think I’ll call this one Larry, and this one Dave! Fantastico!

In this, the sixth edition of Name that Game, the games get named in a way you never thought possible!

Necrophilia is one of the sexiest fetishes we participate in. What do you think?

We've always thought Guidos were the secret illegitimate hair-gel-drinking twin siblings of Emo kids. What do you think?

Who would have thought that so many hot celebrities can look so darn fugly? They should all shoot their stylists.

Deciding which city you’d rather bang is a little awkward, don’t you think? But it’s an intellectual exercise worth taking.

Do you ever get video gamers and gay people mixed up? You might think we’re retarded, but we certainly do. See if you’re the same way.

Celebrities don’t think before they talk, and that’s why they always say stupid things. People call this Diarrhea of the Mouth, or as we call it -- Celebrity Diarrhea Mouth.

You get ass-wasted everyday. Don’t you think it’s time to see what drink you are?

People think action movies have the worst dialogue ever written. We respectably disagree. Every word out of Vin Diesel’s mouth is gold.

Throw out your Hipster Handbook and take the Hipster Quiz! Do you wear a trucker hat? How about an ironic t-shirt? If you drink Pabst Blue Ribbon or just think you do, this quiz is definitely for you!