If The Sopranos has taught us anything, it’s that nothing is sexier than a rotund, serial killing mobster. That type of guy gets the chicks every time.

Who would have thought that so many hot celebrities can look so darn fugly? They should all shoot their stylists.

These celebrities will take you out for Valentine’s Day and then dump your ass.

It seems as if the celebrities this year wanted to look super-duper sexy. We don’t mind.

Celebrities are known for looking like the homeless, or as they call them in San Francisco, Hippies.

These celebrities look like they’ve been dressed like LiquidGeneration’s multimedia wench, Elmo.

People make fun of us because we like dirty tatas. We can’t help it if all the celebrities out there are skanks.

Don’t know what to get everybody for Christmas? Why don’t you take a look at our crappy shopping guide?

Now that it’s winter, we like to see celebrities that are all warm and cozy. Plus, sweater mittens are sexy.

These pixelicious hunks and hotties can be found in all those sexy and violent video games you play.

Celebrities don’t think before they talk, and that’s why they always say stupid things. People call this Diarrhea of the Mouth, or as we call it -- Celebrity Diarrhea Mouth.

These celebrities are so short they look like little Pokemons.

Sometimes boobs need a little support, and sometimes support is very, very sexy.

For some reason there are many celebrities that look like Saddam Hussein. Can you tell the difference?

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Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

Have you gotten photos of the Hurricane Katrina devastation confused with images of Iraq? We certainly have.

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.