Thanksgiving is all about choices. Like choosing to eat so much you barf.

Let boob-merica be boob-merica again! Yah, for boob-macracy!

Yo ho! Yo ho! A boobie’s life for me. GO PIRATE BOOBIES GO!

For our 200th edition of Who’d You Rather, we’re gonna go through 200 years of history. Eat it, Marty McFly!

Why settle for real boobies when you can draw your own?

You did the Numa Numa dance; you converted to Pastafarianism and asked a hottie at the bar for their MySpace URL. But you’ve still always wondered…Which Internet Celebrity are you?

For those who live vicariously through the spoiled brats on Beverley Hills 90210 and The O.C.

These celebrities will take you out for Valentine’s Day and then dump your ass.

‘Tis the season for Gays and Cowboys. But can you really tell the difference?

These boobs were not only made for walking, they were made for showing our perverted eyes.

Celebrities are known for looking like the homeless, or as they call them in San Francisco, Hippies.

If this year is known for anything, it’s the caliber of breasts that strutted before our eyes.

Don’t know what to get everybody for Christmas? Why don’t you take a look at our crappy shopping guide?

This one time we mistook a wreath for some weed and we didn’t get high. Say no to drugs.

For some reason there are many celebrities that look like Saddam Hussein. Can you tell the difference?

These boobs were made for gawking.

These girls posed for our country while others died. And we salute them.

Are you looking for a career? Just answer all of these questions and we’ll find you the perfect career.

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition features movies that were nominated for an MTV movie award. What an honor.

Horror movie characters are known for their ugly faces and beheading abilities. Which one are you?