Come on, there’s a lot more in your head than some stupid magic hat can see. Skip the sorting ceremony and take LG’s Ultimate Harry Potter Personality Quiz!

Sure, being a porn star can be a pain in the butt (tee hee hee), but sometimes they get famous and make lots of cash. So, which famous porn performer are you the most like?

Boobs always look a lot prettier with wings attached to them.

Watch these famous South Park scenes and guess what the characters say next!

Whud’ya know about drunks? Hopefully a lot or else you’ll suck at this quiz.

It’s time for another theme park’s worth of Disney boobs!

Whoose boobs takes you back to the age of the dinosaur. 1993! JURASSIC PARK STILL RULES!

Tats. Lots of celebrities have them. From Dolphins to Ying-Yangs to Marvin Martians. Okay, so maybe nobody has tattoos that lame. See if you can match the tattoos in this game to the celebrity!

If the Sheriff was a hot girl – shoot-outs would have been a LOT sexier.

Summer vacation is here! You finally have a lot of free time to waste.

These boobs drink lots and lots of Metamucil.

The rock stars of the 1970s were awesome because they did lots of drugs and they never shaved their pubes.

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition features sunglasses, lots of them!

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition focuses on spy movies with lots of sexy Russians!

Do you live in a trailer park? Do you drink the crappiest beers? Have sex with your sister? Well, maybe you’re Orthodox White Trash!!