If the Sheriff was a hot girl – shoot-outs would have been a LOT sexier.

Never was there a game more challenging than Porn Star or Pop Star. It has porn, it has pop -- it's just a damn sexy game.

Celebrities are the sluttiest people in the world (see: Britney’s crotch). Of course, not all celebrities are slutty, which is why you’ll have to guess which of these whoretastic celebrity pics are real and which are photoshopped fakes.

We’re not looking to spot celebrity couples -- just their boobies.

Necrophilia is one of the sexiest fetishes we participate in. What do you think?

In case you’re wondering, Baby Eaters are those that are a little bit crazy, little bit zombie. They are not that sexy.

If The Sopranos has taught us anything, it’s that nothing is sexier than a rotund, serial killing mobster. That type of guy gets the chicks every time.

These musicians (if you even want to call them that) sound like Velveeta. And that’s not a good thing.

These boobs may or may not have been a football correspondent.

It seems as if the celebrities this year wanted to look super-duper sexy. We don’t mind.

These boobs were not only made for walking, they were made for showing our perverted eyes.

Don’t know what to get everybody for Christmas? Why don’t you take a look at our crappy shopping guide?

Now that it’s winter, we like to see celebrities that are all warm and cozy. Plus, sweater mittens are sexy.

These pixelicious hunks and hotties can be found in all those sexy and violent video games you play.

Sometimes boobs need a little support, and sometimes support is very, very sexy.

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition features characters that are wearing sexy beach clothes.

In Good Scenes Gone Bad: Sexy Scenes, the LiquidGeneration Drama Team acts out a scene from a famous sexy movie and it's your job to tell us what movie! I

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition focuses on spy movies with lots of sexy Russians!

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.