When disaster strikes, we can only hope it strikes those who truly deserve it. The following situations are all developing as you read this. For each pair, pick the scenario that you think will happen first.

The stars and their breasts came out last night for the Academy Awards. Time to choose which one you like make sexy time with.

It was a banner year for the ladies of Hollywood. Never before have they dressed so fine, sexy and ready to give the American public a reason to fast themselves for five months straight.

Do you tan so much that it just makes you want to punch a girl? Well then this quiz may just be for you! Take this quiz and find out just how big of a douche-bag you really are.

Here's your chance to shoot the Kardashians! Why? Because they're annoying. Please note that we don't actually condone violence against. celebrities. This is just a joke. Except for the fact that we really hate the Kardashians.

This year, instead of trick or treating, go bobbing for boobies!

Care Bears are cute but very annoying. Simply put, it's time for them to die.

Britney Spears gets thrown into the good old LG torture chamber. Now you can give her a few burns and some broken bones to go along with that nasty c-section scar. Happy Birthday Britney!

We show you a picture from a famous movie and you have to tell us whether it’s from a sex scene or murder scene. This is for movie nerds and perverts only.

We show you a picture of a beast of a man or man/woman and you have to guess which it is!

Here is the third – and final – part of our Escape From Scientology video game series, and it’s the most exciting one yet with tons of surprises. Prepare for a final battle between L. Ron Hubbard, Xenu, and then save the other mystery hostages.

Is she a Cougar or a young celebrity with old woman attributes? You Decide?

This is the chief! Be on the look out for Paris Hilton and these other jail house vag-havers.

Baseball movies are usually fun because they involve delicious cracker jacks.

Can you tell the difference between porno girl squeals and video game hottie squeals? You’ll never know for sure unless you play this game.

It's a Very High School Musical edition of Whoose Boobs for you this week. (P.S. - We love Zac Efron!)

If you spent too much time listening to Michael Jackson, snorting cocaine, and watching TV during the 80s, then this game is for you.

Like the Indians, who used every part of the Buffalo for sustenance, LiquidGeneration uses every part of the Boob because we’re perverts.

This game is like the real Hang Man, except 100% more horny.

Thanksgiving is about bread, butter and birds. What better way to give thanks than to bask in the glory of some of England’s best birds?