Help these famous cinematic porkers out by finishing their lines so they can get back to eating. They’ll eat you if you get the answer wrong.

If you get too famous, God curses you with ugly, stupid children. See if you can tell which celebrity parent gave life to this repulsive boy or girl.

Happiness is a warm summer boob. Guess what song that’s from…kinda.

Celebrities love to stuff their butts in bikini bottoms. Can you guess who each mystery butt belongs to? Hosted by Mr. Thong Song himself – Sisqo!

Kid Rock hosts this fight-tacular boob game.

In this Pac-Man parody, help Mary-Kate Olsen snort boatloads of primo cocaine. Be sure to play this with your kids.

Movie game time! Just match the pictures to make movie titles and you win a million dollars! (Just kidding about the million dollars!)

The 80’s were so awesome, it makes you wish the 90’s and today never happened. So give those Ghostbusters toys a rest for a moment and take this quiz: it’ll tell you exactly what kind of 80’s person you are (like a Yuppie, a New Waver or a Valley Kid). Also, be sure to see Kickin’ It Old Skool, in theaters April 27!

Like a little junk in the trunk? In this game, you have to figure out whose hot thong-clad butt you’re looking at. Hosted by Mr. Thong Song himself – Sisqo!

Every vote counts in Who’d You Rather. Don’t bother to actually vote. It’s a waste of time. (We kid!)

Nick Is Kids! …and Nostalgic, Childhood-Obsessed 20-somethings!

Nick is practically suicidal over Jessica Simpson – he’s gonna slit his wrists, then write a horrible song about it. Can you save him?

We've always thought Guidos were the secret illegitimate hair-gel-drinking twin siblings of Emo kids. What do you think?

This game is just like the real Tetris, but with a fat kid.

Do you ever get Santa or Grandpas mixed up? We do, and that’s why we decided to kill Santa. Kidding!

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition features singing, dancing, and hot, soprano on falsetto hardcore action.

Help the Fat Kid dance like he's gonna have a heart attack.

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!