Help these famous cinematic porkers out by finishing their lines so they can get back to eating. They’ll eat you if you get the answer wrong.

It’s the year 3047 and a crazy space ship is flying through deep space at the speed of light. If that doesn’t tell you how much this game’s gonna rock intergalactic ass, nothing will.

We all know rock stars and actors got hot chicks, but athletes? Holy crap!

If you get too famous, God curses you with ugly, stupid children. See if you can tell which celebrity parent gave life to this repulsive boy or girl.

America rocks! Independence rules! Liberty is totally frickin’ amazing!

Kid Rock hosts this fight-tacular boob game.

In this Pac-Man parody, help Mary-Kate Olsen snort boatloads of primo cocaine. Be sure to play this with your kids.

Sisquo has pulled himself out of the gutter for another round LG’s Celebrity Thong Quiz. Try and guess who’s butt crack is rocking that thong!

Everybody in the whole cell block was rocking to the jail boob rock.

Movie game time! Just match the pictures to make movie titles and you win a million dollars! (Just kidding about the million dollars!)

Who’d you rather puts up the rock!

The 80’s were so awesome, it makes you wish the 90’s and today never happened. So give those Ghostbusters toys a rest for a moment and take this quiz: it’ll tell you exactly what kind of 80’s person you are (like a Yuppie, a New Waver or a Valley Kid). Also, be sure to see Kickin’ It Old Skool, in theaters April 27!

We show you two slutty pictures and you have to decide whether they're porn stars or pop stars! Rock on!

Every vote counts in Who’d You Rather. Don’t bother to actually vote. It’s a waste of time. (We kid!)

Nick Is Kids! …and Nostalgic, Childhood-Obsessed 20-somethings!

We've always thought Guidos were the secret illegitimate hair-gel-drinking twin siblings of Emo kids. What do you think?

These boobs are so indie rock they'll make you want to slit your wrists.

This game is just like the real Tetris, but with a fat kid.

Do you ever get Santa or Grandpas mixed up? We do, and that’s why we decided to kill Santa. Kidding!

The rock stars of the 1970s were awesome because they did lots of drugs and they never shaved their pubes.