When disaster strikes, we can only hope it strikes those who truly deserve it. The following situations are all developing as you read this. For each pair, pick the scenario that you think will happen first.

Who's hotter? Snooki or Lady Gaga? You decide

Who's hotter? Tiger's wife Elin or one of the dozen women he's banged? You decide!

Can you guess who is making sexy time and who is just sneezing?

Introducing our newest news game! We give you a crazy news headline, and you have to guess whether it's Total News or Total Lies. It's easy, but not as easy as your mom. Hey-oh!

It’s time to put on your Drunk Face and play BEER TAP GONE WILD. You play as a bartender who has to serve beer to the drunken masses at a few Spring Break water holes. Do you have what it takes…TO SERVE BEER?

Did she score or did she get gored? Check out pictures from movies and try to guess whether the girls are getting it on or getting murdered.

We show you the picture of a girl's face and you have to guess whether she's a hotty or a big fat lady! It's hard. That's what she said!

Listen to the sound of famous people peeing, and then guess the famous movie it came from!

Think you’re the expert at famous Hollywood farts? Well then you are pretty sad. Hear the fart then guess which movie it came from.

This quiz will help determine who you’re most like on the show Heroes, so you’ll finally know whether you want to save the cheerleader or enslave her.

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

Today is the day you look at butts and see who they belong to!

We show you a picture of a person or pig with tattoos and you have to guess which it is. Pigs are sexy!

We show you a celebrity rap sheet, you have to guess who committed the crimes.

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

Do you know your cinematic spewage? Listen to the sweet sound of human up-chuck and try to guess which famous movie it came from.

Put your controller down and step up to the keyboard, if you think you know anything about video games. We’ll give you clues, and you guess the game title. It’s the next gen console of trivia games, and it won’t cost you 500 dollars to play.

Boob Alert! Check out these tiny, pre-silicon boobies and tell us who got implants!

We show you a picture of a celebrity who's kind of chunky and you have to guess who it is!